Funny Face

Dress: Marshall's, Scarf as Belt: Ross; Sandals: NY&Company; Jewelry: Target

I love this outfit, because it really represents my style.  White, lace, and no altering needed? Giddy up.  I live in dresses like this during the summer, because they require no thought.  Just throw it over your head + a couple of accessories= outfit. Fantastico.

I've noticed that in my recent posts the only pictures I like of myself are when I DON'T face the camera.  I don't know what to do with my face or hands, so it's just much easier to look away.  For this post I made a conscientious effort to look at the camera, and 99% of the photos are of me making funny faces.  The only picture where I look somewhat normal is the one above.  So here's an ode to my funny faces...enjoy.

Jury Duty

Shirt: Aeropostale; Bodysuit: American Apparel; Skirt: Loft; Shoes: DSW

 Dear Reader,

You might be thinking to yourself right now, "My Heyni, you seem very stripey today," and you would be right.  I very conscientiously thought up this outfit, because today I had jury duty. 

Originally, I was supposed to be on a plane to Las Vegas in order to celebrate my friend's, Nicole, birthday, but instead I received a summons to report to court on the same exact day.  What are the odds?  Fortunately, I had not bought a plane ticket when I received the summons, and I had already asked for the time off.  I still held out hope that I would still get to go to Vegas, because on the day before your day at court you need to call to see if the number assigned to you is even called.  I planned that if my number was not part of the group needed for jury duty, I would buy my plane ticket that day and stay in Nicole's hotel room.  Obviously, my number was called, because otherwise this post would be called, "Las Vegas!!" not "Jury Duty."  :(  Again, what are the odds?  It seemed the universe wanted me to be a juror about as much as I didn't want to be one.

First, I must be picked to become a juror for a trial, and so I wanted to subconciously sway the lawyers into not picking me; which brings me back to today's outfit.  Whenever I see other fashion bloggers incorporate stripes into their regalia it's usually done in a way to make one think of sailing or nautical themes.  Today I wanted my outfit to suggest jail bars and imprisonment, so I put on as many stripes as possible.  I kept the colors neutral and muted, put my hair up in a simple bun, and used minimal makeup and accessories.  Hopefully, this would worm its way into the minds of the lawyers, and they would dismiss me so I could go home.  Now, I know you are all waiting with bated breath.  Was I successful in my psychological subterfuge?

The world may never know, because all I did was sit in a dreary lounge surfing the internet.  After two hours the lady in charge told us there would be no trial that needed a jury and we could all go home.  I know, very anticlimactic. All in all, my jury duty could have been a lot more painful, but then again I could have been in Vegas by now.  Oh well, at least this experience inspired me to put together pieces that I normally would not have, and I won't need to serve for another three years.

Simply Neutral

Top: Express; Shorts and Bag: Target; Sandals: Stuart Weitzmann

Today I had all intentions of coming up with a really interesting outfit with color and layers and detail, especially since I had not done a blog for a while until recently.  The weather, however, brought me back to reality. It's hot.  When it comes to the summer I try to wear the least amount of clothes I can get away with. I know I could have done a lot more with this outfit, such as wearing a pop of color in my shoes or accessories, or layered with a lightweight scarf.  But the truth of the matter is that I just wanted to be comfortable and cool, and did not want to put too much thought into what I was wearing. Sometimes what is required in one's look is to be comfortable with simplicity and that's what I was.

Alterations Needed: Orange Skirt

I found this skirt at a thrift store for three bucks.  It's extremely long on me and overwhelms my petite figure, as you can see in the following photos.  That being said, the material is very thick and of nice quality.  I also love the orange color and flower pattern. Seeing the potential of clothing is very important as a petite woman, because clothes constantly need to be altered. 

The waist fit me fine, so all I had to do was a simple hem.  The final product:

Top: Forever 21; Skirt: Thrift Store; Necklace: Panama

 The skirt came out a little shorter than I anticipated, but that's the beauty of altering thrift store items...you didn't invest too much money to begin with, so if anything it's a learning experience.  Also, I can throw on some leggings in the fall and use this as a transition piece.  I tried to incorporate little details within this outfit, such as the lace pattern in my skirt and top.  I also did a braided updo with my hair, which is hard to see in the picture below, because I finally concede that my hair is black and NOT dark brown as I have thought all these years.  Crystal you win.